brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

#fuk 
Anonymous
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

#wait is this a joke #did niki actuall edit something #SOMETHING PRETTY #im very impressed wowow #very nice very good #im quite pleased #good job bitch

gaydicks420:

the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context 

"Teach me how to love you so good
our hearts will be beating
thunderously
against our ribcages
straining to get out. (...)
Heartbreak sounds a lot like
a slamming door.
Show me it doesn’t have to be this way,
I want to be proven wrong.
Teach me how to love right."